WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



dicksie3 12:00 Wed Oct 21
Re: Payet - we need a song
Someone will probably tell me that the Joey Cole 'Gold' and Fat Frank's 'I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas' chants were first made-up by fucking PRESTON NORTH END fans, next, in 1993!...

Lily Hammer 11:58 Wed Oct 21
Re: Payet - we need a song
But don't tell Joe's heart, his achy breaky heart,
I just don't think the board would understand,
and if you tell his heart, Joe's achy breaky heart,
if that Mag dies, the Mackems will all laugh,
Oooh.



Seems like the Mackems sang it first, or at least submitted it first on the terrace chants website, back in February 2009.

Davenport 11:54 Wed Oct 21
Re: Payet - we need a song
Garbage song.

Been much better on this thread!!!

ohstellastellaa 11:53 Wed Oct 21
Re: Payet - we need a song
Steve P 5:03 Tue Oct 20

newcastle used it for cabaye to be fair

D Scully (eire) 12:35 Wed Oct 21
Re: Payet - we need a song
Alwaysaniron 12:30 Wed Oct 21

You may have :), i was talking about the achey breaky heart

Alwaysaniron 12:30 Wed Oct 21
Re: Payet - we need a song
There's me thinking I'd invented the wheel lol

D Scully (eire) 12:18 Wed Oct 21
Re: Payet - we need a song
Celtic were singing it years ago when the legend paddy mccourt was knocking around.
Who cares? Its excellent

Alwaysaniron 10:18 Tue Oct 20
Re: Payet - we need a song
How about.....to the tune of Living on a Prayer

Woooah its the West Ham waaayy
Passing like Dimitri payet

Showed Big Fat Sam the fucking door
We;re West Ham and we play it on the floor....

Tim Burr 9:29 Tue Oct 20
Re: Payet - we need a song
Fucking cringeworthy

Steve P 8:32 Tue Oct 20
Re: Payet - we need a song
FMOB

I was at that game an all. Will have to turn my hearing aid up.

Lily Hammer 8:07 Tue Oct 20
Re: Payet - we need a song
Used by the geordies already? I take back all y thanks to Steve P, then.

What the fuck are we singing this sloppy seconds horse-bothering bollocks for?

Gentry 7:49 Tue Oct 20
Re: Payet - we need a song
Never used before? FMOB.

The Geordies were signing it loud and clear at our gaff the other season when Cabaye tore us a new one.

Stubbo 6:58 Tue Oct 20
Re: Payet - we need a song
Reply The Cult Of Bob 9:39 Mon Oct 19
Re: Payet - we need a song


Couldn't agree more.

Carlos Essex 6:19 Tue Oct 20
Re: Payet - we need a song
Great song but the tune was used last year...
Please sack Sam, big fat Sam, I just dont think you understand...

ironsofcanada 5:37 Tue Oct 20
Re: Payet - we need a song
Eggbert Nobacon 5:28 Tue Oct 20

Rhymes but I dont need the image.

Eggbert Nobacon 5:28 Tue Oct 20
Re: Payet - we need a song
Super Slav went to the gulf,
wearing his mankini
Fucked off all the Arab Sheiks
When he bought home Lanzini

Mr Polite 5:23 Tue Oct 20
Re: Payet - we need a song
Woody


How about:


Super Slav went to the gulf,
in his Lamborghini
Fucked off all the Arab Sheiks
When he bought home Lanzini

Eggbert Nobacon 5:18 Tue Oct 20
Re: Payet - we need a song
tune has been used before -

http://terracechants.me.uk/tune/chants/Achy+Breaky+Heart+by+Billy+Ray+Cyrus

Buster 5:16 Tue Oct 20
Re: Payet - we need a song
Can't stop singing this. Between me and the kids singing it, the wife's just about had enough of it already.

young woody 5:16 Tue Oct 20
Re: Payet - we need a song
What we going to do with the Big Fat Sam went to Spain song?

Super Slav went to Spain?

Fifth Column 5:15 Tue Oct 20
Re: Payet - we need a song
I had no idea this was achy breaky heart melody. Even listening to it again just now on YouTube I wouldn't have realised.

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